close to perfect

werrrm cousins 2

WERRRMZ COUSINS

We only accept extremely good looking family members. Thanks O. Stokes.

Symptom Recital

I do not like my state of mind;
I'm bitter, querulous, unkind.
I hate my legs, I hate my hands,
I do not yearn for lovelier lands.
I dread the dawn's recurrent light;
I hate to go to bed at night.
I snoot at simple, earnest folk.
I cannot take the gentlest joke.
I find no peace in paint or type.
My world is but a lot of tripe.
I'm disillusioned, empty-breasted.
For what I think, I'd be arrested.
I am not sick, I am not well.
My quondam dreams are shot to hell.
My soul is crushed, my spirit sore;
I do not like me any more.
I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse.
I ponder on the narrow house.
I shudder at the thought of men....
I'm due to fall in love again.

Dorothy Parker

VINTAGE 2007/8?

:P

ANOTHER WERRRM NIGHT OUT WERRRM2 IN SYD

NB: NOT A CARP HIS NAME IS GEORGE

WERRRM4

"I DON'T TAKE REJECTION VERY WELL AT ALL"

2/3W

ahah

ozzfest

religion

now we just gotta get them to take em

Last week, new research was unveiled that brought the development of a male contraceptive pill one small step closer, over 20 years after scientists first began examining the issue.
US researchers have identified mutations in the CATSPER1 gene, which codes for the protein that determines sperm movement. They hope their work will lead to both treatments for infertility and to the development of a male contraceptive.

55% of all blood is plasma so we should all avoid

<<<<<<<<<<< WHITE BREAD


Coked-out hipster girlfriend, loudly: And that's why I could never wake up for Pilates.
Hipster boyfriend: Julia. Turn the voice down. People are looking.
Coked-out hipster girlfriend: Well, I can't help the way my voice projects. I used to be an actress.
Hipster boyfriend: No, you didn't.
Coked-out hipster girlfriend: Well, I'm a model.
Hipster boyfriend: No, you're not.
Coked-out hipster girlfriend: I'm kind of a drug dealer.
Hipster boyfriend: Yeah. Which is so gay.

--Williamsburg Bridge

hey liz you like shit music, youll like this song!

FORTH WERRRM?

It is important to take these things seriously. Props, dude.

rush limbaugh is an idiot

OUTRAGED

save a whale - harpoon a fat chick

"Women rule dirtbag"

bombin

so this weekend i am gunna hang out in st kilda on friday night so i am gunna bomb it, then back to spotswood and i am gunna bomb that too and then later in the weekend i will go to fairfield and bomb that and maybe in carlton on saturday night. then spotswood on sunday and maybe yarraville too, i will bomb that shit again.



productive w/end right?

just an amazing photo

Keiko Marutani

for the feminazis

penis power Vs. vagina power

for werrrmTHREE - i figure you'd love this

well said

"I'm devastated because Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin -- the Romeo and Juliet of our times, have split. Devastated, because we now know there's no such thing as true love. "

MOVIE REVIEW: THE LOVE GURU

INTO-ME-I-SEE TM

werrrm1: so werrrm3 what do you think?
werrrm2: reallly i must say, the intro is outstanding.
werrrm1: great gay song
w3: really, guru pitka's rendition of dolly partons 9 till 5 is really outstanding
w1: i concur, i also believe mike myers really does some amazing covers throughout the film. it is outstanding.
w3: may i just please say that the cast is stellar, really outstanding. val kilmer looks especially big and thick in this role
w1: i guess you could say it is a really meaty role. the only downfall of this particular bollywood gem is Jessica alba.
w3: i agree SHE IS A BLAND BITCH
w1: I CONCUR
w3: boring jock bait, if i do say so myself
w1: also i doubt i would sleep with a midget
w3: the script is really outstanding
w1: very witty. ie. "what is the capital of thailand"
w3: WATCH OUT - DONT ANSWER THAT!!!! Overall i think i give it 6.7 werrrmz out of 9
w1: yes i give it 7.4 out of 9.

SUMMARY: OUTSTANDING, BUT NOT AS OUTSTANDING AS DONT MESS WTH THE ZOHAN

"MARISKA HARGITAY"

these and these - what a textural outfit

thought for a sunshiny morning

it costs me never a stab or squirm
to tread by chance upon a werrrm
'aha, my little dear,' i say,
'your clan will pay me back one day.'

dorothy parker

WERRRMS JAMMIN' AT THE SERVO

srsly, we've got to put this one down!

Ramones Werrrmz, Part Two

Sheena is a Punk Rocker

"the best scene ever" - werrrm2

Werrrmz dress rehearsal!!! They look a bit nervy before the video.

guess how many werrrmz?

werrrm hist - 2

werrrm hist. - 1